Charlie Sheen is back and winning big

Charlie Sheen disappeared for a while after his Torpedo Of Truth Tour maybe revealed too much that audiences weren’t ready for. But now, it looks like Sheen is back on TV, with a new sitcom deal that could bring his bi-winning attitude to a screen near you.

After many one-liners, Charlie Sheen has captivated American audiences, breaking a world record on twitter and going on a media-induced rampage. Sheen appeared on virtually every show when he was fired from ‘Two And A Half Men’. The blitz was almost his own personal vietnam war to clamour back the spotlight after his image turned from his show to him.

So what’s this comeback? Charlie Sheen and Lionsgate Television have reportedly signed to create a comedy show that is based on a character similar to his own on ‘Two And A Half Men’.

Other TV Networks have already started bidding according to Radar, with TBS as a front runner.

The new Charlie Sheen show which has yet to be given a name will have 10 initial episodes with the option of continuing a further 90 should he win big time with TV audiences.

On top of this, Charlie Sheen will get some added winning because Lionsgate Television will be releasing his own infamous ‘My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Tour’.

We would like to congratulate Charlie on his new winning campaign, and just to give homage to the man that re-invented the wheel when it comes to self-campaiging, below are some classic Charlie Sheen remixes and quotes.

Charlie Sheen re-mixes

Charlie Sheen – Bi Winning Parody

Charlie Sheen Dubstep mix

The Best Charlie Sheen Quotes

“Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course. “

“I’m bi-winning.”

“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

“Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

“I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll.  I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”

“Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

“I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

“The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”

“We are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks.”

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