Charlie Sheen launches strongest personal attack in years

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Charlie Sheen vs Phil Robertson

Charlie Sheen has launched a scathing, personal attack against Phil Robertson, star of A&E show ‘Duck Dynasty’ after he compared bestiality to homosexuality.

The reality TV star and conservative businessman received criticism after an interview he did with GQ Magazine, where he was asked what he felt was sinful..In response to interviewer Drew Magary’s question, he made several anti-gay comments that were immediately rebuked by A&E producers.

He was subsequently suspended on 18th December from the show, but in response, Charlie Sheen has issued a fierce, open letter via Twitter, that speaks on behalf of his friends who were offended by his comments. The letter reads as follows:

“Hey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I’ll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only ‘Dynasty’ you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it’s sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you’re the only surviving
brain donor I’ve ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I’m pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.”

This is not the first time Sheen has launched a public attack. He famously took on ‘Two and a Half Men’ producer Chuck Lorre, using all media outlets available to publicly call him out on him being fired from the show. Charlie Sheen later went on a national ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth’ tour to rant in-front of crowds.

Will Phil Robertson feel the sting of Sheen’s ‘winning’? Charlie Sheen has demanded an apology after the incident.

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